Once upon a time, a king saw fit
to send this proclamation through the land:
"I am I, you vassals aren't worth shit —
that's how it is, so kiss my royal hand!
I'll have you as I want you, straight or bent,
or sell you off in lots, so much a pair,
and if I have you hanged, it's only fair —
you never owned your lives, you only rent.
Shut up and bow — there isn't any hope
I'd listen to some turkey-brain like you
unless he's Emperor, or King, or Pope."
And then he had his hangman take a poll
to see how folks reacted, on the whole.
And all the people said, It's true, It's true.
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